Two rival businessmen meet in the Warsaw train station. "Where are you going?" says the first man.
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"To Minsk," says the second.
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"To Minsk, eh? What a nerve you have! I know you're telling me you're going to Minsk because you want me to think that you're really going to Pinsk. But it so happens that I know you really are going to Minsk. So why are you lying to me?"
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Four men are walking in the desert.
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The German says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have a beer."
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The Italian says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have wine."
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The Mexican says, "I'm tired and thirsty.
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I must have tequila."
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The Jew says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have diabetes."
